Etiquette

I am sure that most of my rules are an insult to your intelligence, so apologies in advance. All I really expect is for you to pay upfront and to be respectful and hygenic. That's it!

Payment must be in cash and is due at the beginning of the meeting. There are no hidden extras; the price is the price; this applies as much to me as it does to you.

Security checks are for safety only. I employ a minder whom I will call at the beginning and end of your booking. Your details are secure and will be destroyed at the end of your meeting. This does mean that I will almost certainly forget who you are in the event that you should book again.

  If you need to cancel, postpone, or rearrange the time for your booking, please let me know as soon as possible. I'm very understanding about these things as long as you keep in touch.

If you book in advance please call to confirm at least two hours before your booking is scheduled to take place, whether to confirm of cancel. I promise I won't be upset if you cancel. If you do not confirm, your appointment may be given to someone else.

 If you book and do not show up I will NOT do business with you in the future.

While I expect hygeine and respect, I welcome clients of all ages and backgrounds. You don't have to be young or attractive or charming.