Just the basics

I know they say size doesn''t matter, but I've got a really big website, and a blog too. I realise that this can be a bit overwhelming for some, so I've compiled everything you wanted to know about Darla but were afraid to ask.

Who is Darla?
I'm a professional escort in Glasgow who often travels to Edinburgh. Lookswise, I am definitely the girl in the picture. I'm super tall at 5'11" and see clients of all shapes and sizes. Personalitywise, I'm neither a blithering airhead nor a pretentious fancypants. I see clients from all backgrounds and legal ages.

What are your rates? 
I am £180 for your first hour, £100 for additional hours for incalls. For outcalls, add £20. And in case you're wondering, an incall is where you come to see me, and an outcall is where I come to see you. I still can't get that one straight.

How do I pay?
Upfront and in cash, just like any other transaction in the entertainment industry.

Are there additional charges for "extras"?
No way! I'm an escort, not a takeaway. Payment is for time only.

How do I book?
For same day appointments, please call me on 07904350745. I can usually see you with two hours notice. Email is fine for advance bookings, or anything more complicated than a GFE.

What's a GFE?
It stands for Girlfriend Experience. This is my most basic service. It includes cuddling, kissing, and other things that I will leave to your imagination.

What about other services?
You have to admit, I make a very convincing Domme. I'd recommend looking at the Services section on this site and my blog for more information.

I want you to wear outfit x that I saw in your gallery. Does that make me a perv?
No! That's what the pictures are for. If it's pictured, I own it and will wear it.

What if I want you to wear PVC?
I won't answer the door wearing this. I'll have the requested items laid out in full view and will change into these once the money has been arranged. This will NOT be taken off your time. For outcalls, I'll bring it with me.

Are you discreet?
Yes! My business depends on it. I've also got a life outside of escorting and would not want these paths to cross, so to speak. Your discretion is assured.

What is your incall place like?
My flat has been recently redecorated and refurbished, pictured above. It's in an older building just outside the city centre with tons of free and discreet parking. There are no nosy neighbours and no concierges.

Is this legal?
Yes. Hiring an escort is legal in the UK.